Innocent call ….natures call

An unusual behavior to litter anywhere no matter what the occasion be , he would pull down his pants and  pee standing, taking deep breaths, gyrating his hips forward and backward showering labyrinth wet impression on the walls .The principal of his school saw him  , called him in the office and asked him to explain why he should not be punished for such indecency of making the sacred walls of the school polluted , inscribing the sanctity of the institution with the labyrinth whirlwind with his urine . His reply was not unusual as he said that, from his childhood he is doing this , after all it is natures call as everything is nature,  I relieve in the nature whenever called by it .Defending himself he said he didn’t knew that this amounts to the charges of indecency  , believe me no one has told me before , not even in this very school . The principal perhaps a wise intelligent person said , may be you have never been seen the way I saw you , teaching him that the call of the nature has to be relieved in private for which washroom are there just like the bedrooms are meant to sleep where we don’t pee but sleep .

But I have urinated in my bedroom also when I was a kid , the innocent boy replied with his head down and eyes fixed at the principal . It was his nature which prompted him to reply like this , a nature which was not polluted neither by his urine nor by the thinking of the masses , he was straight forward smiling and simple.The principal tried to convince  him that the time has changed , from a mere bag of flesh who would eat ,suck, sleep , and excrete your mind and body has synchronised and took the shape of human who is social now , grown with moral and social responsibilities .

Sir can I have a question , he said .  Sir one of my uncle died due to failure of both his kidneys , on his funeral I heard his wife crying and taunting that “You should not have hold the urine in your body , I told you I told you “ . From then onwards I believe that holding urine is injurious to the kidneys which fail ultimately leaving the person dead and embarrass the person even after death when his loved one says the words my aunt said at the funeral.

Any ways , I warn you not to repeat the thing again , should we caught you again , you would be rusticated . In the evening the principal on his way to home which was only 20  minutes away felt a bit pressure in his kidneys . A call of nature indeed , knowing  in 20 min he will be at home , he thought of the boy’s uncle  who had died by holding the pressure and the words of his wife in the funeral , he heard the sentence in the voice of his own wife . His psychological setup putting more restrain and pressure on his kidneys, belly and pelvic area so much so that he stopped the car on the left side of the busy highway . He came out , unzipped and relieved himself . Later he thought that he too was moving his hips and that was natural reflex because of two happy reasons , one the pressure was easing out and the other was the voice of his wife was fading away.

Let me get Smoked

Let me slip in your brain ,

 will kick your senses and make you high,

 elevating you like an action hero  ,

 degrading you like a rouge villain  .

Look at the smoke

like worries are going ,

but alas , worries go to come back 

in the form not seen before ,

unimaginably new every time.

Holding my soft stub between your lips ,

 you may feel the ability of an intellectual ,

 while you attempt to write something ritualistic ,

 about human habits , about religion ,

confusing beauty  and lust ,

until I get dusted till the stub ,

and you throw me, smearing me in the ash try,

 or squeezing with the feet ,

 thus at an instance treating me like a  filth .

You warn issues against me ,

yet you get proud to taste me ,

 when you make a killing ,

a break in sex session ,

and believe in the ecstacsy of the taste during depression .

However dynamic your intentions would be ,

I am making an impression inside you,

 Resting in your lungs  ,

 accumulating there with you ,

 inviting more of my kind ,

to settle and accompany me ,

till I become your only friend in the process of your end.

rulz_mohsin@yahoo.com

THE OTHER WORLD

Let me go to the other world which is a part of the universe.

How inhabited the place would be ,

I wish not like earth ,I pray not like us and hope better than us  .

We pursue gold and wealth at the cost of anything ,

I wish someone tell me they care for the colors of happiness not just the rainbows.

For them I am imagining what they ought be ,

can a place be more ugly than we are , I wonder .

I am loving them without knowing them ,

for if they turn out to be vicious than us ,

I would  get the reason to love my own place , I wish someone tell me .

Sometimes I absorb in thinking ,

does a place exist which would be worse than earth or more beautiful than it .

If worse I would like to see

for the sake of respecting the earth

and if not that will make me proud that places better than ours still exist may be far .

I do not expect to find heaven but a place

where like earth both demons and humans live

but where humans are humans

and demons are not like humans

who mix in the society under a  veil and look like humans.

I wish someone tell me .

rulz_mohsin@yahoo.com

PATIENT CAN BE BUSY TOO

Thomas walked into the private hospital  , what is the consultation time , he asked at the reception .

Who is the patient asked the skinny dark complexioned lady . Me , actually sometimes I feel pain in the stomach replied Thomas . Sir , the doctor comes at 7 p.m so I request you to come at 7 . Thomas left and came back at 6:55 Pm and enquired at the reception if the doctor is available . No sir , but he is about to come , actually he is on the way , said the receptionist this time a middle aged women . Thomas enquired about the  consultation charges and paid 100 rupees ,an appointment fees .After collecting the money the receptionist entered his name in the computer printed the registration page and slid it below the pile of papers , probably in the queue  .Your waiting number is 27 sir please have a seat and wait for your turn .

Thomas sat near the television fixed on the corner of the waiting hall which playing  the music videos in the  local language the words of which he didn’t understood. It was around  7:30 P.M Thomas walked to the reception to enquire the status of his appointment .Sir the doctor is about to arrive , this time a young boy manning the reception replied .What Doctor hasn’t came yet , can you call him Thomas said . Sir he usually comes at 7 but today , what today interrupted Thomas , this is a private Hospital , it is a shop , you are running a business and we are consumers ,yelled Thomas  .Sir I understand said the boy , we have no idea why is he late this time we tried to call him but his phone is switched off , may be he is stuck somewhere beyond his control .Taking a long breath Thomas waited in the waiting hall and at a 8:pm  a person  of about 70 years of age  wearing a tie entered  the chamber before passing the  waiting hall  getting hellos from the known patients and a standing respect from the staff. Thomas rightly guessed  him  the  Doctor and  confirmed the same at the  reception counter . Thomas went back to the waiting hall took a seat this time near the doctor’s chamber so that he would come to know about his turn . After waiting for about half an hour  , the doctor came out of his chamber and  entered the elevator . Thomas again went to the reception , this time manned by the same  young boy and the middle aged lady . Excuse me , what happened why the doctor left the chamber my number is yet to come . Sir there is an emergency ward and the doctor went to see the patients at the emergency but don’t worry he will be back  said the lady .

  Thomas stood near the reception for a while and after thinking about a minute or so he went to the reception requesting them to hand him the registration page to check if his name has correctly been typed. The boy handed him the paper and Thomas left the hospital .

After 3 days the doctor received  an envelope delivered by some person at the reception counter. When the doctor opened the envelope , inside it he found the letter which reads .           

              

                           Dear Sir , I visited your hospital knowing that it is a private hospital and the reason for choosing the private hospital is known to every one i.e quick response and faster service .It is unfortunate that I had to wait for 3 hours and still didn’t got lucky enough  to get an appointment with you . Many things happened which as a customer  irritated me , first you were supposed to come at 7 p.m and was late by an hour and then you went on to check the other patients randomly without concerning the plight of patients who had taken appointment and paid the registration fee . I am sorry to present you the grave but true fact that like other industry the  health industry  is also a business enterprise and we the consumers . We as a consumers also have a varied background and time for us is as precious as yours .I am writing this as a customer who visited your business premise and was totally unsatisfied about the service  .In the bottom after some spaces it mentioned , “ with regards   , your  untreated patient and dissatisfied customer “.

After reading this the doctor was upset and when he saw the letter , it was drafted on the registration paper brought for 100 rupees  confirming that the writer has visited the hospital got his name registered but was neglected .

The letter was written by Thomas .

rulz_mohsin@yahoo.com

COUNTRYMEN OR PASSION

In a country where serving in a military for two years is the boundation to prove loyalty to the country ,Nicholas decided to spend his next two years as a driver ferrying the guns and their holders to the borders , across the mountains  in the city headquarters .The desire to start the restrobar in his hometown had to wait for two years because once the foundation of the desire will be laid then ignoring it will break the continuum , his vision of expanding the chain of his restrobar in neighbouring towns and then to cities.

                              One of the motive to of his restrobar was to generate employment in the towns, neighbouring towns and cities, to source the vegetables, meat and liquor from the localities who were finding it difficult to sell them in faraway places. His vision had a motive to contribute  the country by the development of economy but the law of the land provided mandatory  servvice in military  for two years  to be eligible for social benefit of the country .The rule  his two elder brothers also had followed and both of them after serving two years chose it as a full time career. After getting registered he was told to report at the central depot in the suburbs of the capital and after completing the formalities he was send to the induction training camp to be accustomed to the rules and regulation of the army discipline.

                              After attending one week  lecture he was made a driver of a medium vehicle truck enough to carry 10 tons of load .Army number , I card and other necessary things were handed over to him and a paper reading the brief roles of his service with a monthly salary  of  300 pounds “ food and lodging would be provided by the unit “ read the paper  .

                          His job was to drive the truck in the cavalcade of the army vehicles .Overtaking and overspeeding was not allowed except when instructed to do so .His accelerator , speed , brake and clutch was almost mechanical decided by the truck moving in the front of the row which every truck had to follow moving like chains and stopping together. Driving across the mountains , in the narrow bushy forests and at times across the dry endless deserts he only thinks of his dream of the restrobar which he wanted to start  counting the days left in the service. Every day adds one day to his service and bringing him a day closer to go to hometown and setup his own business.

   Finally the day came as he has been relieved of his duties and after reaching  his home town he found a good shop to give life to his idea , a restrobar. He has saved enough to pay for the lease of the shop and renovate it as per his requirements and immediately start the bar . But the two years he has spend in the services was a wastage of two precious years of his life , a compulsion put up on him by the authorities of the state .His vision of becoming an entrepreneur didn’t got blurred but the opportunities he lost in these two years cannot be quantified and compensated to .